A Queen Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody…on role play..

Is this the real life?
Is this just roleplay?
Caught in a landslide
My escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look at the screen and see

I’m just a poor rper
I need no sympathy
Because I battle on the go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
A win really doesn’t matter to me
To me

Mama, just tried to kill a godmod
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he’s somehow not dead
Mama, my bio had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Didn’t mean to make you biased
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
Cause some assholes really don’t matter

Too late, my time has come
Totally f*cked up my chara’s spine
Body’s missing limbs this time
Goodbye, everybody
I’ve got to go
Got to leave you all behind and start a new bio
He just didn’t want to die
I sometimes wish never entered the tourny at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo, figaro
I’m just a poor rper and nobody loves me
(He’s just a poor rper from a large guild not a family
Save us all from this god moding monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, will you help me with my new bio
No, we will not let you win
(Let me win!)
We will not let you win
(Let me win!)
We will not let you win
(Let me win!)
Will not let you win
(Let me win!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me win
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit acid in my eye?
So you think you can god mod and puppet me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby
Can’t do this to me, baby
Just got to get out
Just got to get right out of here

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows