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Since liquor is often the social lubricant that leads directly to one night stands and walks of shame, it is only fitting that some of the best shots and mixed drinks you will have ordered for you during the courtship process have sexual names. From a blowjob to a royal fuck, each of these drinks are as delicious as their names are hilarious.

Buttery Nipple

Just the right amount of delicious and sexy.

1 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1/2 oz Irish cream

Sex on the Beach

Before you have sex on the beach have a sex on the beach.

1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice

Blowjob

If a guy orders you this shot, um he might have something on his mind.

1/4 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur

Between the Sheets

Sounds more like wishful thinking than a drink name.

1 oz brandy
1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz triple sec
sweet and sour mix

Liquid Viagra

If you can’t get your hands on some real Viagra this stuff might just do the trick.

1 shot Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/3 can Red Bull® energy drink

Slippery nipples

There are a ton of “nipple” drinks out there. I’m sure it has nothing to do with bar room flashing.

1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps

Screaming Orgasm

You only wish.

1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

Slow Comfortable Screw

Sounds kind of sweet.

1 oz sloe gin
1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
orange juice

Sex Machine

1.5 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1.5 oz. Irish Cream

Sit on My Face

I think the inventor just gave up on euphemisms.

1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/3 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1/3 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream

Deep Throat

1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/2 oz whipped cream

Creamy Pussy

Buy this for your your love interest and watch his reaction.

1 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1 oz Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur

Harvey Wallbanger

1.25 oz Smirnoff® No. 21 Vodka
0.25 oz hazelnut liqueur
3 oz orange juice
1 slice orange

Pop My Cherry

1/2 oz cherry vodka
1/4 oz triple sec
1/4 oz orange juice

Bend Over Shirley

1 1/2 oz raspberry vodka
4 oz Sprite® soda
3/4 oz Rose’s® grenadine syrup

Wyoming Legspreader

1.0 fill Coke
0.5 shot Grain Alcohol
2.0 shots Raspberry Liqueur

Three-Legged Monkey

1 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice

Dr. Pecker

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Cola
2 oz Cranberry-Raspberry Juice

Penile Colarous

1/4 oz Banana Liqueur
1/2 oz Coconut Rum
1/4 oz Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz Pina Colada Schnapps
3 oz Pineapple Juice

Tight Snatch

ice
1 shot vodka
1 shot peach schnapps
orange juice
cranberry juice

Strawberry Stripper

5 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. 7-Up
1 splash(es) Grenadine
1 oz. Strawberry Schnapps

Orange Bush

1/4 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Orange Juice

Fuzzy navel

1 part peach schnapps
1 part orange juice
1 part lemonade

Dirty Mother

1 1/2 oz brandy
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

Golden Shower

1 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
1 splash triple sec
ginger ale

Red Balls

1 1/2 oz pomegranate vodka
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz crème de almond
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
dash of lime juice
maraschino cherry for garnish

Royal Fuck

2 parts Crown Royal
1 part Sour Apple Pucker
1 part Cranberry Juice

Grape KneeLength

4.0 Club Soda
1.0 oz Vodka
1.0 oz Chambord

Barman’s Sperm drink recipe

 

Barman's Sperm  recipe

Barman’s Sperm drink recipe made with Irish Cream,Vodka,. How to make a Barman’s Sperm with all the instructions and ingredients.
Ingredients to use:
0.01 part Irish Cream Irish Cream
0.99 part Vodka Xtra chilled! Vodka
Directions:
Fill a shot glass with chilled vodka, and add a tiny drop of bailey’s on top. Enjoy the view…