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CharlotteCarrendar:- The body of Doctor Al would now be on a stretcher in a body bag, that is about to be zipped up, by the forensic officer, when a BMW comes screeching up into one of the Doctor’s spaces and knocks over Doctor Al’s reserved sign. The door flies open, and out jumps a very distraught looking woman, her hair still in curlers and fresh from the La Dolle Hair stylist in Lorewall, she was even still wearing a plastic wrap to keep the hair cuttings off her nice Chanel suit.

The woman, ran…staggered…and grabbed at the forensic officer, by the sleeve of her shirt. (Mrs Al)”No….tell me…its not…HIM?!” Startled, the forensic officer unzipped the bag to show the now peaceful face of Doctor Al. The woman’s mouth opened, her eyes widening, the wave of shock unable to be held back, and she reached to touch her husband’s cheek, as she started to sing…

(Mrs Al)”Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find, I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind. What ever happened to our love, I wish I understood, It used to be so nice, it used to be so good.”

Just then the news crew and the outpatient witnesses started to sing in behind her.

(News team and patients) “So when you’re near me, darling can’t you hear me…..S. O. S….The love you gave me, nothing else can save me….S. O. S”

In the hospital foyer, Matron C Bitch is still on the phone to Lorewall Police, but looks at the camera and sings…

(Matron C Bitch) “When you’re gone…How can I even try to go on..

*she is then seen speaking rudely on the phone to the police* Panning the camera to Mrs Boswell is in a padded room, in a straight jacket, mascara streaks running down her face, and she looks up at the camera and sings

(Mrs Boswell) “When you’re gone…How can I even try to carry on.”

Back in the carpark, the forensic officer zips up the body bag and its seen being loaded into the CSI van, to be taken down town for further testing, as Mrs Al bursts into tears with more of her damn song.

(Mrs Al) “You seem so far away though you are standing near, You made me feel alive, but then you died I fear. I really tried to make it out…I wish I understood, What happened to our love it used to be so good?”

In the visitors waiting room near the emergency ward, now with parents holding their injured kiddies, the entire room turns to look at the camera and sings

(Kids and Parents) “So when your near me darling, can you hear me….S..O. S….The Love you gave me nothing left to save me…. S.O.S”

To the cleaning supply room, Cleaner Joe is fapping off to a picture of Nurse Bluebell in her best candy striper nurses outfit, and gets caught on security camera singing as he faps,

(Cleaner Joe) When you’re gone, How can I even try to go on….

*fap fap fap*

To the cafeteria, Sally the Tea lady is reloading a tray of stale biscuits,and then she places a finger to her lips as she winks at the camera and sings.

(Sally the Tea lady) “When your gone…though I try how can I carry on…..” ::

The blazing sounds of the lead police cars leading the CSI van out of the carpark, would finally be met with silence…..as on the roof top, someone is laughing…

(?)…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!…Fuck I hate Abba.”